What Should The New Jeep Be Named?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 01/03/2016 at 00:37 • Filed to: Question

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There is a compact Jeep coming out soon to replace both the Patriot and Compass models. What should Jeep name it?

Personally, I wouldn’t mind a Jeep Grand Renegade. That would make Jeep’s future line up Renegade, Grand Renegade, Cherokee, Grand Cherokee. Then the luxury focused Grand Wagoneer and offroad focused Wranglers show off the extremes of the brand.

Urambo Tauro > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:41

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Jeep Apology

not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:42

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Steve.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:45

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Why not combine both names? The Jeep Pumpass?

Wobbles the Mind > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 00:47

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I thought about this too and Steve was the name I chose! Great minds.

Wobbles the Mind > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/03/2016 at 00:48

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That sounds dirtier than the trails this model will never see!

Wobbles the Mind > Urambo Tauro 01/03/2016 at 00:49

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I think they’re going to need a bigger model for that.

lone_liberal > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:50

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The Willys. The first compact Jeep was a Willys so why not this one?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/03/2016 at 00:51

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Hahahahahahahaha

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:52

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The Fiat Big Thing

tromoly > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:53

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The Sextant.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:54

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The Jeep: Why Does This Model Exist?!?!

Seriously though, is there really a need for another small model?

Just build a Jeep pickup on the Wrangler Unlimited chassis and watch the profits roll in.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 00:54

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Jeep Pumpass - it’s kinkier and cheaper than an 18 year old Hummer.

Porsche was my first word > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 01:03

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Why not stick to the old names like Jeepster and Commando?

Wobbles the Mind > Porsche was my first word 01/03/2016 at 01:05

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I could see Commando or Comanche coming back.

tromoly > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 01/03/2016 at 01:06

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While this is a custom build, it is the proportions a Jeep pickup should have if one were to be produced.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > tromoly 01/03/2016 at 01:16

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A bit too bobbed to be useful, this bed length is right in my opinion.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 02:16

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Personally I think they should call it the Compass... which I think is a good name without being too “raaa raaa MURICAAAAA”

But failing that, I suggest either call it the Scrambler or the CJ2A.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/03/2016 at 02:17

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Jeep Compatriot!

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/03/2016 at 08:26

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No. Compatriot.

PS9 > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 09:21

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The Jeep Toriel.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 10:02

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Something about this picture looks like it is a great picture of a nice scale model.

Wobbles the Mind > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 01/03/2016 at 10:09

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I thought the same thing! I still see it as an incredibly small model on a powered donut.

hike > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 10:11

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They should call it the Compass. Yes, the current Compass isn’t very good, but they still sell a ton and it has plenty of name recognition. It’s also not a bad looking vehicle. Why should they spend a ton more money marketing a new name?

I also expect the new one to keep the mini Grand Cherokee styling, which I think is fantastic.

hike > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 01/03/2016 at 10:12

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They need it because small SUVs are the hottest market right now and Jeep doesn't want to miss a Single niche in it.

jkm7680 > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 10:34

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Woo Jeep, continue competing with yourself.

The Renegade could compete with the Patriot, the Patriot could compete with the Compass and the Compass can compete with the Cherokee. What the fuck Mopar.

Opposite Locksmith > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 10:48

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Pompous

Wobbles the Mind > jkm7680 01/03/2016 at 11:44

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Hey that’s actually the place brands love to be. Look at Porsche, all its real competition is a new lower spec version or a used higher spec version, but with options and appreciation, all choices run the same price.

Grindintosecond > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 14:21

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Jeep La Jeep

I like commando but that had a nice v8. A modern grand wagoneer would be great but that had room and would need...room.

The Fauxerokee

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 20:35

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Sunstone

and go full iceland viking jeep crazy